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ARIES, your free daily horoscope by the Horoscope Gangsta. Check out today's horoscope for ARIES Saturday August 23, 2014
If y’all are tryin’ ta make a good impression on a thug yo’ass is attracted to, you may wanna think again ’bout dat shit todizzle Aries.

If you ain’t careful you could start babblin’ on ‘n on, rappin’ about all kindsa shit just cuz yo’ ass is nervous or feelin’ a lil uncomfortable around dis thug.

Much mo’ betta ta keep yo’ cool ‘n maintain a lil mystery fo’ now dawg.

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TAURUS, your free daily horoscope by the Horoscope Gangsta. Check out today's horoscope for TAURUS Saturday August 23, 2014
If a certain lazy ass thug passes tha buck ‘n a big-ass chore landz onto yo’ shouldaz, you might be thinkin’ dat game ain’t fair, nahmeean?

You got two choices here dawg…..either quitchabitchin’ ‘n take care of bidnizz yo’self or you can say “hell no” ‘n delegate partz of dat chore to be shared between a few playas.

Tha mo’ handz, tha lighter tha load knowhaaimsayin? Now THAT sounds fair.

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